PHANTOM BROTHER! Only $3! When two acid-washed, mulletted twerps bring their dates to a spooky-looking house to make out, the mood is completely spoiled when they are slaughtered by the family of deranged zombies that live inside. Unfortunately it's always up to Abel, the sole survivor of the deceased family to continually mop the bloody slop in his former home. To add insult to injury, Abel's been sent to live with a bunch of slobbering, beer-guzzling hicks who are scheming to get his inheritance. As he tries to maintain some sense of normality in his life, the body count in his old house continues to rise...